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The trailer for the updated Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers is .. as atrocious as I thought.

And I thought the whole keyblade thing was a fan made rumor.

How odd.

The whole thing is a 4th wall breaking onslaught, and it nods at Gamers specifically through
Kingdom Hearts ... You know, that other dead franchise that is literally suffering from the precise joke made in Rescue Rangers by Dale ...

" ... It's no secret I had the cgi surgery...."

Only it's not so much cgi in kingdom hearts as it is.... Raping the whole feel of the game with the final fantasy beautiful people esthetic into an entirely cartoony, laid back style that is what made it so... Enjoyable.

The message is still exactly the same..." I WHORED OUT FOR PRETTY PICTURES".

And like COD game developers forgetting there was an intended game outside of Zombies and Warzone-

Kingdom Hearts has decided that Focusing on beautiful character remakes to capitalize on the inevitable Rule 34 adaptations, will save the Thirst community the time of having to imagine said characters with cartoony features and inexplicably huge feet, in much more sexually appealing ways, in order to fulfill their new fad Hentai commissions.

I hate humans.

Zombiefreak!! You fucker!! Welcome back! Lol.

Got a whole hamper of socks for ya to fold.